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  • Tales of the Dead Freeway: I-485/I-420

    2010 - 09.01

    Don’t it always seem to go,
    That you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone?
    They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
    Big Yellow Taxi – Joni Mitchell

    In keeping with the spirit of my last post, I’d like to once again delve into the history of Atlanta. This time with something that could have changed some of the most vibrant parts of the city forever.

    Atlanta is world renowned for its traffic. It’s up there with New York and LA, sometimes even worse. Back in the 70′s and 80′s, the solution to traffic was just to build more and bigger freeways. A simple cruise down I-85  from I-285 on the the top end to the bottom end will sufficiently demonstrate that. With so many Atlantans moving out to the suburbs yet still working in town, the proposed solution was to build new freeway arteries to ease the flow of traffic into town. This is the story of the three most notorious proposed projects.

    I-420
    I-420 (Also called GA-166) is sort of an oddball proposition in today’s terms. It was slated to begin in Douglasville, run south of I-20 into Atlanta and intersect with the Downtown Connector. It would then run from the connector and intersect I-20 East somewhere near Gresham Rd. This project was eventually canceled, because quite frankly, it was pointless. The section of the proposed freeway running between I-285 and the Connector was already planned and it became know as Lakewood Freeway (now Langford Parkway). This relieved most of the traffic issues on that side of town. The entire project, minus the Lakewood Freeway portion, was scrapped in 1983.

    Here’s a map from 1981 of the eastern end of the project I was able to find. Notice how I-675 is slated to connect to the proposed I-420. We’ll get to that in a moment.

    I-420 eastern portion

    I-485 East/West (GA-410)
    This is where shit gets weird. I-485 had two proposed segments; one running east/west and one running north/south. If these had been built, Atlanta would be a very different place.

    Think back to your last visit to Stone Mountain Park. (I contend that if you’ve lived in Atlanta for any period of time and have never been to Stone Mountain, you’re probably a Carpetbagger and not worthy of my time. Rectify this.) You most likely traveled on US 78, also known as Stone Mountain Freeway. It’s a freeway, but it’s only like 4 miles long and it’s in such an odd spot. What’s the point in that?

    Now, let’s say you’re leaving the Ted after another Braves victory and you’re heading north on the Connector. You need to get back to Decatur where you live, so the best route is to get off at Freedom Parkway and take Ponce De Leon Ave. to Decatur.

    Freedom Parkway is about the oddest stretch of road you’ll ever drive on. It’s a full-fledged interchange that’s almost never crowded and seems way too complicated for its purpose. Combine this with Stone Mountain Freeway and what do you have? You guessed it, the beginning and ending of a freeway cutting through the Hwy. 78 Corridor east of Atlanta.

    It’s nearly unthinkable to imagine a freeway cutting through this portion of town now, but the reality is, it mostly followed the old Seaboard Coastline Railway. It would have continued on where Stone Mountain Freeway ends today, cut through the property where North DeKalb Mall is located (although the mall was still in its prime when this plan was proposed), and follow Peachtree Creek until it reached the railroad tracks. It would follow the railroad tracks south across Ponce De Leon and then swing west running roughly parallel to Ponce through a heavily wooded area and clipping off the northern section of Candler Park.

    Here’s where the story gets interesting. Right of way for the proposed freeway had already been purchased by the state for the portion west of Candler Park, and construction was underway. If you look at Atlanta on Google Maps, you’ll see a large X-shaped swath of green just east of Freedom Parkway that’s now known as Freedom Park. This was the route I-485 was to take to connect to I-75/85. In fact, the freeway was already under construction beginning at the Connector, before neighborhoods such as Druid Hills, Morningside, and Atkins Park were able to muster enough opposition to stop the project.

    I-485 North/South (GA-400)
    I have a hard time believing this section of I-485 ever even got off the ground.  It was a proposed route to connect GA-400 with I-675. There would have been a large Spaghetti Junction type interchange in that are where Freedom Park is that I mentioned above.

    Despite the fact that the area the freeway would have run through was far more blighted than it is now, bisecting these neighborhoods would have amounted to heresy in my eyes. Imagine the Virginia-Highlands or Grant Park today with a freeway running through them. Jenn, of Curiouser and Curiouser fame, used to live in a beautiful house on Greencove Avenue in the Virginia-Highlands. There’s a park across the street from her former house. Had they built this freeway, you’d have seen that freeway instead of the park.

    I’m not one to fuss too much when the powers that be want to tear down a shanty town to run a freeway through or build a stadium, but shanty towns aren’t million dollar turn of the century homes. Thankfully, these neighborhoods were able band together and put up some real opposition. The entire project was permanently put out to pasture when Jimmy Carter put his Presidential Library right in the middle of the land purchased for the I-485 interchange where Freedom Park is now located. When the 1996 Olympics came to Atlanta, Freedom Parkway was finished and the remaining land was turned into Freedom Park.

    Here are a couple more maps I found of the proposed routes and a Google Map with the entire proposed layout of both I-420 and I-485. The maps differ slightly so I did the best I could with the information I’ve gathered.

    1972 Exxon map of I-485

    1972 Map of I-485


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    The (Other) Candler Mansion

    2010 - 07.28

    I’ve always had a bit of a penchant for local history wherever I’m currently living. When I was younger, it was old houses in Tucker (a suburb of Atlanta). When I went off to college, it was Milledgeville. Milledgeville was the Capital of Georgia up until the War of Northern Aggression, so it had a ton of history to lose myself in. In fact, I even lived in a house that was built in the late 1800′s for a time. Now that I’m marginally grown up and living in the blood n guts of Atlanta, I’ve started to take a deeper interest in the history surrounding me.

    Atlanta is often derided as not having many historical locations. This is due to two primary things: Our good friend Sherman burning all the cool stuff just to prove his point, and our own dumbass predilection for tearing down what’s remaining of the cool stuff to build new things that often start “free” and end with “way.” Nonetheless, Atlanta does still have a few gems. A quick visit to the Atlanta Time Machine will prove that. Today I’d like to share with you something that’s intrigued me for most of my life…

    When I was a kid, my uncle had some mental issues. As such, he was committed to the Georgia Mental Health Institute (GMHI) for a little while. Now, don’t get too excited, this wasn’t like One Flew Over Cuckoo’s Nest. It was more like a hospital or nursing home than an asylum and he was allowed to leave for visits and things like that. Anyways, when we’d go to visit him, kids weren’t allowed in the building (or at least that’s what my mom said), so I’d have to wait in the car.

    GMHI was located on Briarcliff Road near Ponce De Leon Ave. and the Callenwolde Fine Arts Center. It’s a bit of an odd area to drive by since you’re in this nice neighborhood area and all of a sudden there’s a huge stone wall and all you can see is a gate house and a medical building in the back. The health institute and its satellite buildings were closed in the 1990′s and recently purchased by Emory University. Emory got a ridiculously good deal on the property from the state, paying only $2.9 million for all the buildings and 42 acres in one of the nicest neighborhoods in Atlanta. The only condition: everything was purchased as is and believe me, it was in need of repair.


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    The main building itself was built in the 1960′s and was pretty sterile looking, like most government buildings, but what always freaked me out about the place was this huge decrepit mansion that sat near the parking lot. This thing looked like something out of Casper: The Friendly Ghost or something. I had a morbid fascination with the place. Whenever we would leave, my mom would drive me all around the mansion so I could look at it. It was pretty intimidating for a 7 or 8 year old kid. It was massive, it was in serious disrepair, and it was right next to a mental hospital. That’s the kind of dreamcatcher nightmares are made of.

    I’m sure my mom told me who the mansion belonged to or why it was even still there on the campus of a hospital, but I was young and it obviously didn’t register with me. I just couldn’t imagine anyone living in a house that big. Throughout the years, the mental images of that mansion stayed with me, lightly pecking away at my curiosity.

    When I was about 25, I moved to Decatur, GA, a little town just over the Atlanta line and about two or three miles from GMHI. One day, my roommate and I were riding down Briarcliff Road and passed a group of buildings called the  Emory Briarcliff Campus. My roommate went to Emory, so I asked him what was there. His answer was, “Not much. The school recently bought it. It used to be a hospital or something.”

    This piqued my curiosity and I decided to do some searching. After a quick call to my mom I discovered that it was, in fact, where GMHI used to be. I kinda forgot about the whole thing until last year when I purchased stock for a company researching an AIDS vaccine in collaboration with Emory called Geovax. Geovax’s headquarters were on the Emory Briarcliff Campus (they’ve since moved to a larger location in Smyrna, GA). Then I remembered that creepy-ass mansion…

    The Candler Mansion was built by Asa Candler Jr., son of the founder of Coca-Cola, in 1920. It was built on a 42-acre estate with greenhouses and two swimming pools, one that was open to the public for a small fee. It featured landscaped gardens and the precursor to the Atlanta Zoo. Candler was a bit of an eccentric and had four fully grown elephants named, Coca, Cola, Refreshing, and Delicious on the property. He also had many exotic birds, A Bengal tiger, a black leopard, four lions, a gorilla, and numerous baboons. After one of the baboons got loose and attacked a neighbor, he was sued and subsequently donated the animals to start Zoo Atlanta in Grant Park.

    In 1948, the estate was sold to the General Services Administration for a VA hospital, but nothing ever came of that. It was then turned into the DeKalb County Addiction Center which later became GMHI. The mansion fell into serious disrepair when the main building was built. Emory now owns it and it is now a national historic site.

    This morning I ran across this Flickr Stream by a user named Sevensumerz. I don’t know how this guy managed to finagle a tour, but I’m envious. I’m trying to swing one myself, but it’s a tough road to hoe. Give this guy major props for some excellent work. Pay close attention to the external shots and tell me this place wouldn’t freak you were a kid. I don’t think it was boarded up back then either. It looks like Emory has done some work to stabilize the building, so hopefully it will be restored to it’s formal glory. Lastly, check out the Solarium and Ball Room. Insane, huh?

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    Reggie Rounds

    2010 - 06.16

    We got a thousand points of light
    For the homeless man.
    We got a kinder, gentler,
    Machine gun hand.
    -Rockin in the Free World
    Neil Young

    A couple of weeks back, I heard something on the Neal Boortz Radio Show that intrigued me. He was discussing the Minimum Force Bill currently proposed in New York with a caller who was a former City of Atlanta Police Officer. Essentially, this bill would require cops to “shoot to maim” rather than “shoot to kill.” The bill is misguided because once the situation has escalated to the point where a police officer has to pull the trigger, lives are in danger, and the situation must be ended ASAP. Shooting a gun at a suspect is a high pressure situation and aiming at gunman’s shooting arm is a difficult proposition, especially when that gun is pointed at you.

    What really interested me about the call was the conversation that followed. Neal asked the officer if he remembered back in the late 70′s when officers still used .38 revolvers as their service weapons and the Atlanta Commissioner of Public Safety at the time required the officers to use  Wadcutter bullets as the service rounds in their weapons. The officer did, in fact, remember this and explained the significance of it, which I will get to in a minute, but first let’s frame the picture of the late 1970′s in the City of Atlanta.

    From the March 22, 1976 issue of TIME Magazine

    To many Atlantans it smacked of capricious cronyism when Maynard Jackson Jr., the city’s black mayor, appointed A. Reginald Eaves as commissioner of public safety in 1974. A blunt-spoken black lawyer whose chief qualification for the job appeared to be his friendship with Jackson, a college classmate, Eaves seemed totally unqualified to command the city’s 1,500-man police force, then struggling ineffectively against a crime surge that had made Atlanta one of the homicide capitals of the U.S. But today the top cop is being cheered more than he is being jeered—even by some of his harshest early critics. Says Hal Gulliver, editorial page editor of the Atlanta Constitution, which vehemently opposed his appointment: “Eaves must be doing something right.”

    Last year violent personal crimes in Atlanta dropped 9.9%. Murders decreased from 248 to 185, burglaries dropped from 16,802 to 14,501, and armed robberies fell from 4,357 to 3,887. Overall, reported crime increased by only 3% in Atlanta last year, compared with an estimated national average increase of 11%. One big reason: Reg Eaves and his tough approach to “black on black” crime.

    In Atlanta, which is 60% black, crime had followed a grimly familiar pattern. Most violence occurred in largely black areas, where the city’s largely white police force was least effective. Eaves, now 41, took on his $34,000-a-year job with a simple conviction: “Blacks suffer the most from crime, and if given a chance to relate to the police, they will help fight it.”

    No Excuse. Eaves launched his campaign with characteristic directness: he demoted more than 100 acting sergeants and other commanders and installed his own team, promoting more than 30 blacks. He also increased recruit training from six weeks to 19 weeks, and required all cops to take “crisis intervention” classes to learn how to deal with domestic squabbles. Most important, he began spreading what might be called Eaves’ law through black high-crime areas: “No matter how poor you are, there is no excuse for knocking a lady in the head or stealing her purse.”

    A. Reginald Eaves is the name we need to concentrate on here. The article continues…

    His most conspicuous achievement has been to win the admiration of Atlanta blacks—sometimes with behavior that makes whites cringe. In one typical episode, notes TIME Correspondent Jack White, Eaves ordered an option-loaded car that cost more than the $3,900 the city usually allots for commissioners’ automobiles, then airily dismissed the subsequent howls: “I’m giving too much time and effort to this city to try to prove that I’m the good nigger. If I can’t ride in a little bit of comfort, to hell with it.” Eaves eventually had to pay the difference between the cost of the car and the city allowance, but his chutzpah had the desired effect. Says Black Councilman James Bond: “In my district, Eaves is a hero.”

    This article accurately paints the picture of Reginald Eaves; seemingly effective, but not the shining bastion of ethics that one might hope for. In any case, Reggie decided to require all APD officers to use wadcutter ammo in their .38 caliber service pistols. Wadcutter (and its close relative Semi Wadcutter) rounds are essentially target practice bullets. They’re designed to shoot accurately and put a hole in a paper target without a lot of tearing.

    Wadcutter

    You can see what sort of problem might arise when it’s time to shoot a perp with a target round. They’re underpowered and they tend to flatten upon impact without much penetration. This results in limited stopping power.

    Reginald Eaves’s  problem was that he had a lot of black-on-black crime, and an overwhelming majority of his officers were white, even with the promotions mentioned in the article above. Anytime violence escalated, and lethal force was used, there was the perceived problem of  ”a white cop shooting another black man,” whether it was warranted or not. His solution to this problem was to have every officer use Wadcutter ammo in their service weapons, since they’d be less lethal. These bullets came to be known as “Reggie Rounds” or “Reggie Pellets.”

    From a handgun forum post:

    Same thing happened to a couple friends of mine on the Atlanta PD.

    This was back in the day when those no-goods Maynard Jackson and Reginald Eaves were in charge. Not only did they make the patrolmen carry .38s, they had to use lead wadcutters loaded in a reverse position (in other words, target loads) because Eaves didn’t want to hurt the criminals – his and Maynard’s constituents, I guess.

    The cops called these anemic loads “Reggie pellets.”

    Anyhow, these two guys I knew answered a call on a “demented person” – they walk in the front door and this guy on crank or angel dust came howling down the stairs swinging an axe. They emptied their .38s into him and it didn’t even slow him down. One of them grabbed a chair and broke it over his head, the other one beat him with his MagnaLite until they managed to get the axe away from him. Meanwhile, backup arrived – they managed to subdue the guy enough to get the handcuffs on him, all administering wood shampoos with all their might. (This was before the days of Rodney King.) They stuffed the guy (bleeding heavily) into the back of a patrol car, and he kicked all the windows out (meanwhile screaming like a banshee.) They had to chain him to a gurney down at Grady while they tried to treat him.

    All the officers involved went out and bought .45 Long Colts, but Reggie wouldn’t let them carry them. A lot of them carried them anyway.

    That story might be slightly exaggerated, but I’ve heard similar ones from APD Officers that work the bar beat in my neighborhood. The law of unintended consequences definitely reared its ugly head when Reggie Rounds were mandated. The idea of a less-lethal bullet sounds awesome in theory, but what happens a cop actually needs to put down a suspect? You wind up with four cops emptying their guns into a perp just to knock him down. That’s 24 bullets. It doesn’t look real good when you open the newspaper the next day and the headline reads: Cops Shoot Suspect 24 Times in Confrontation on Confederate Ave. (See Sean Bell Case in New York City.)

    The entire culmination of this post is this: guns are designed with one explicit purpose, and that purpose is to kill. Everyone knows cops carry guns and are authorized to use them if the situation warrants. If that isn’t deterrent enough, crippling an officer’s ability to quickly end a potentially deadly situation will have dire consequences. Cops are trained to shoot suspects in the torso because that’s widest target area of the body to hit, it also happens to be the most lethal. Requiring an officer to shoot a suspect in the arm holding the gun is the same as requiring the officer to use inferior ammo. The end result is innocent people get killed. Guns are made for killing quickly and efficiently. As the inimitable Buda so eloquently put it, “Guns are like condoms. You don’t buy condoms to show to your buddies.” Well said my friend. Well said.

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    Tires, Motor Oil, and Lawnmower Blades

    2010 - 05.12

    In addition to this burgeoning website of awesome, I also write for a site called Helium. It’s essentially a huge repository of user submitted information, just like a million other websites out there, but this one pays you. Not much at first, you really have to work at it and prove yourself, but I’m beginning to make some headway. It’s got a rating system that’s pretty cool where you’re ranked against other writers for each article and earn “writing stars”. If you’re consistently ranked high against your peers and you’ve written a bunch of articles, you get a higher upfront payment, and obviously, higher ranked articles are seen more often and earn more residual money. You also rate your peers’ articles and earn “rating stars” accordingly. Take a look at what I’ve done recently, and maybe  you’ll learn something.

    How to sharpen lawn mower blades
    If your lawnmower doesn’t seem like it cuts as well as it used to, if it bogs down in thicker grass or leaves your lawn looking like it was beat down rather than cut cleanly, chances are your lawnmower blade needs sharpening.
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    How to change the motor oil in a car
    Changing the oil in your own vehicle is a relatively simple task that can save you money, provided you don’t mind getting a little dirty. Before you get started, however, you need to do a little homework and possibly purchase a few tools.
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    Why is car tire pressure important?
    Take a look at the tires on your car. When was the last time you checked your air pressure? I’d be willing to bet that it probably wasn’t recently. If you’re like most drivers, you most likely don’t give the air pressure in your tires a minute’s thought until one of them goes flat. This can be both a costly and dangerous oversight.
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    What the numbers on your tire mean
    Take a look at the sidewall of the tires on your car. There are all sorts of numbers on there that look a lot like gibberish to the untrained eye. But, armed with a little knowledge, these numbers are easily deciphered and can give you all the information you need about your tires. There are three primary areas on the sidewall you should concern yourself with, the size and service description, the Department of Transportation number, and the North American Load and Pressure Description.
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    What do the numbers on a tire mean?
    A slightly different version of the article above
    To the untrained eye, looking at all the numbers and gibberish on the side of tire must seem like looking at hieroglyphics. But armed with a little knowledge, they’re easy to figure out. There are three main sets of numbers you need to concern yourself with on the side of a tire; the DOT number, the size, and the service description.
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    Tips for maintaining your car tires
    Tire maintenance is an often overlooked portion of overall vehicle care, but its importance cannot be stressed enough. After all, tires are the only part of your vehicle touching the ground. There’s a lot more to tire maintenance than just occasionally wandering around your car and making sure they aren’t flat and that there’s still some tread left. Poorly maintained tires can affect your wallet, ride quality, and most importantly, your safety.
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    Proper maintenance for car tires
    An improved version of the article above
    Tire maintenance is one of the most overlooked aspects of vehicle care. Your tires are the only thing separating your vehicle from the road and if something should go wrong the results can be disastrous. Many people will purchase a set of tires and never think twice about them until one goes flat. This is entirely the wrong way to handle tire maintenance.
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    What to do if there is a cut on the sidewall of your tire
    No matter how carefully you drive, eventually it’s going to happen; you’re going to get a flat tire
    . The most important thing, however, is to never drive on a flat tire. Always pull over immediately and put your spare tire on the vehicle. Driving on a flat tire can cause the rim to cut into the sidewall inside the the tire, severely degrading its structural integrity.
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    How to fix a flat tire
    To the uninformed, fixing a flat tire may seem like a daunting task, but armed with the proper knowledge, it’s a relatively simple process. There are essentially three steps: Removing the tire from your car, determining if the puncture is repairable, and making the repair.
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    How to tell if you need a front end alignment
    Having the front end alignment checked on your vehicle is one of the simplest things you can do to prolong the life of your tires. Despite popular thought, the alignment of your vehicle doesn’t affect the ride or steering function of your vehicle nearly as much as it affects tire wear. Before explaining how to determine if you need an alignment, let’s explore what a front-end alignment actually accomplishes.
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    Nothing groundbreaking, but now you know a hell of a lot more about tires. Plus, you can sharpen a lawnmower blade. Go forth and prosper.

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    History 1101: The Iron Maiden Way

    2010 - 04.21

    There you are, a sophomore in college, staring dully at another of those holier than thou liberal arts teachers trying to convince you that the eating habits of the indigenous peoples of Micronesia actually have a relevant role in your education when a thought crosses your mind. “I just want to be a freakin modern history major. Is this really the best way to go about doing it?”

    In a word, no. It’s a pretty shitty way of going about getting an education. It’s time consuming and mostly useless. Fortunately, I’ve got the perfect solution for your predicament. Without any further ado, I introduce to you History 1101: The Iron Maiden Way!

    Iron Maiden is not your run-of-the-mill metal band. They’re actually pretty intelligent. Bruce Dickinson, their lead singer, is an airline pilot and he flies their chartered jet whenever they go on tour. That’s hardcore legit. The majority of their popular songs are either about a work of literature or some event in history. Basically, you listen to one of their songs and then read the corresponding Wikipedia article, and instantly you have a working knowledge of some event in history. You can’t buy a better mnemonic. Let’s look at some examples…

    Murders in the Rue MorgueFrom the Killers album (1981)
    This is an early song by the band and is based on the short story of the same name by Edgar Allen Poe. It features the original lead singer of the band, Paul Di’Anno, rather than Bruce Dickinson. It’s not the most literal of translations from the story, but you get the gist. There’s a reason Dickinson joined the band and remained for 20 years; he’s a far better lyricist and singer.

    The Number of the Beast - From The Number of the Beast album (1982)
    Like several other early Maiden songs, this one was misinterpreted and thusly, some labeled the band as “Satanic.” (Much like everything else in the early 80′s.) I assure you, they’re not satanic. The song was written after the bass player, Steve Harris, had a nightmare after watching Damien: Omen II late one night. The storyline follows that of the classic poem Tam o’ Shanter by Robert Burns. A comparison of the lyrics and the poem show striking similarities. This is one kick ass song.

    Run to the Hills - From The Number of the Beast album (1982)
    Twice in my life I’ve heard this described as the “most offensive song ever” usually because of these lines:

    White man came across the sea,
    He brought us pain and misery.
    He killed our tribes, he killed our creed,
    He took our game for his own means.

    and

    Soldier Blue in the barren wastes,
    Hunting and killing’s a game.
    Raping the women and wasting the men,
    “The only good ‘Injuns’ are tame.”

    The song follows the battle between the Native Americans and the Cavalry during the Sioux Wars. It’s written from the points of view of both sides, but essentially the message is that the Cavalry slaughtered the Native Americans needlessly. It’s easy to misconstrue this with a cursory listen to the lyrics, but a more thorough review reveals that the song is not nearly as politically incorrect as at first glance.

    Quick aside: I almost got beat up for singing this song one time at a karaoke bar by two guys who earlier in the evening were rapping to a Juvenile song. Tell me, which is more offensive?

    Where Eagles Dare from the Piece of Mind album (1983)
    This song is based on the 1968 film of the same name. It’s a WWII action-adventure spy film starring Clint Eastwood. I’ve actually seen it, it’s pretty good. Check it out on Netflix or something.

    The Trooper from the Piece of Mind album (1983)
    The Trooper is based on the Lord Tennyson poem, The Charge of the Light Brigade. It’s about the Battle of Balaclava during the Crimean War and written from the viewpoint of the slain soldiers. This is really the only song of theirs to ever get a lot of airplay, and it’s one of my favorites.

    Aces High from the Powerslave album (1984)
    Yet another song written by Steve Harris, Aces High tells the story of a dogfight between the British RAF and the German Luftwaffe during the Battle of Britain in 1940. Also, here’s a bit of trivia: The chorus contains an antimetabole. See if you can figure out what it is.

    Rime of the Ancient Mariner (Part 1 Part 2)from the Powerslave album (1984)
    Finally, we’ve reached my favorite song. In case you can’t tell from the name, Rime of the Ancient Mariner is based upon Samuel Taylor Coleridge’s poem of the same name. It very closely follows the text of the poem and contains two direct passages from it:

    Day after day, day after day,
    we stuck nor breath nor motion,
    as idle as a painted ship upon a painted ocean.
    Water, water everywhere and,
    all the boards did shrink.
    Water, water everywhere nor any drop to drink.

    and

    One after one by the star dogged moon,
    too quick for groan or sigh.
    Each turned his face with a ghastly pang,
    and cursed me with his eye.
    Four times fifty living men,
    (and I heard nor sigh nor groan)
    with heavy thump, a lifeless lump,
    they dropped down one by one.

    This song is epic. I will not count your life as a success until you know verily, the dread of the Albatross…

    Montsegur from the Dance of Death album (2003)
    After a few years with a different lead singer and some mostly pointless experimentation albums, Iron Maiden returned to form with 2000′s A Brave New World. In 2003, however, they got back to their historical songwriting roots with the Dance of Death album.

    Montsegur was written after Bruce Dickinson visited Montsegur, sight of the Cathars last stronghold during the Albigensian Crusade in 1244. Rather than being a direct tale of the event, the song is written as a modern day tale with flashbacks to the history of the fort. The song also makes mention of the Knights Templar, based on a supposed connection with the Cathars.

    Paschendale from the Dance of Death album (2003)
    Paschendale is about the Battle of Paschendale during WWI. It’s good. Listen to it and read the Wikipedia article. That’s how knowledge happens.

    The Longest Day from the A Matter of Life and Death album (2006)
    This song is often considered a sequel to Paschendale. It’s about being a soldier during Operation Overlord on D-Day during the Battle of Normandy in WWII. the song received a lot of critical acclaim and was described by one critic as “brutal.” Not bad for a bunch of 50 year olds.

    There are a lot more songs I could have written about, but I tried to hit the high points of their most popular songs. You could literally write a book on the subject matter of Iron Maiden songs, and perhaps one day I will. The fact remains that I wish my History or Classic Lit professors had just handed me a couple of Maiden albums and told me to go drink beer and listen, then return with a paper in a month, because that’s essentially what I do now. Up the Irons!

    I've got shoes with this picture on the side

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