This has gotta be one of the funniest stories I’ve heard in a while, and quite honestly, I’m surprised it doesn’t happen more often…
One of my good friends, Bryan (an alias), is a 10th grade teacher at a high school in middle Georgia. I suppose he’s a pretty good looking guy and the beanheads seem to like him, so it’s no surprise that a student or two might have a crush on him. But one day after class, two of his female students came up to him and said, “Mr. Bryan, can we talk to you for minute?’ “Sure.” He replied. They went on to tell him that in the course of passing notes with another student, we’ll call her Amanda, she was saying some rather odd things concerning herself and Bryan.
One of the girls had passed a note to Amanda asking her if she was going to some event that weekend, and Amanda’s response was “I don’t know. I might be getting engaged.” Obviously that begs the question “To Whom?” Her answer? “To Mr. Bryan. We’re probably moving in the Spring. I might be pregnant…”
Whoa. Bryan was freaked the hell out by this, so he thanked the girls and hoofed it to the Assistant Principal’s office to tell him about the situation. The Assistant Principal didn’t seem too disturbed by this revelation and said that Amanda had said similar things before. Evidently, she had some psychological issues. He said they’d discuss the matter with her and her parents, and transfer her to another classroom.
“Well what would you suggest I do in the meantime?” Bryan asked.
“I suggest you stop sleeping with her.” The Assistant Principal replied.*
Touche, Mr. Assistant Principal, touche.
*Just in case, this slipped past you, Bryan did not have anything to do with the student. She made the whole thing up.
