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	<title>Biloxxxi&#039;s Woodshed &#187; Random Hilarity</title>
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		<title>A Wedding Fit for Princes of the Universe</title>
		<link>http://biloxxxi.com/biloxxxi/2011/11/a-wedding-fit-for-princes-of-the-universe/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2011 02:43:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Biloxxxi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA["Here we are, born to be kings
We're the princes of the universe..."
Queen - Princes of the Universe 

If my calculations are correct, I've been in ten weddings. Ten. That's pretty much all the credentials I need to be the romantic interest in the next Katherine Heigl straight-to-video Rom-Com. I could at least give Seth Rogen ...]]></description>
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		<title>If Resumes Told the Truth</title>
		<link>http://biloxxxi.com/biloxxxi/2010/10/if-resumes-told-the-truth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2010 19:28:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Biloxxxi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Resume preparation sucks. You know it and I know it. But it's a necessary evil if you want gainful employment. A few months back, I wrote my "ideal" cover letter with what I wish I could say on it. Today I bring you my "ideal" resume, obviously without all the fancy formatting that Word ...]]></description>
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		<title>Consequences and Repercussions</title>
		<link>http://biloxxxi.com/biloxxxi/2010/10/consequences-and-repercussions/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Oct 2010 15:23:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Biloxxxi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What follows is a G-chat conversation between Woodshed Player Anna and I about Woodshed Player Bill. She was being lame and didn't want to go out. I've corrected a couple of misspellings. My comments appear in brackets.

Biloxxxi:
so you goin to this Rocktoberfest thing tonight?

Anna:
i actually am going go up and see bill and watch ...]]></description>
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		<title>History 1101: The Iron Maiden Way</title>
		<link>http://biloxxxi.com/biloxxxi/2010/04/history-1101-the-iron-maiden-way/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2010 18:54:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Biloxxxi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There you are, a sophomore in college, staring dully at another of those holier than thou liberal arts teachers trying to convince you that the eating habits of the indigenous peoples of Micronesia actually have a relevant role in your education when a thought crosses your mind. "I just want to be a freakin ...]]></description>
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		<title>What have I been up to? Mostly BS&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://biloxxxi.com/biloxxxi/2010/04/what-have-i-been-up-to-mostly-bs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2010 20:25:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Biloxxxi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, it's been a week or so since I last posted. Since then, Google Adsense deleted my account, taking with it roughly $160. That discouraged me for a few days. They said it was "fraudulent." I don't really have any control over what they said was fraudulent, but whatever. I've switched to a new ...]]></description>
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		<title>100th Post &#8211; Hits That Were Missed</title>
		<link>http://biloxxxi.com/biloxxxi/2010/04/100th-post-greatest-hits/</link>
		<comments>http://biloxxxi.com/biloxxxi/2010/04/100th-post-greatest-hits/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 15:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Biloxxxi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is my 100th post here on biloxxxi.com. I haven't quite been doing this for a year yet, but it's been a hell of an adventure. I got nominated for Best of Atlanta (but lost to some cupcake blog) , I've honed my writing skills quite a bit, and I've made some jingle. In ...]]></description>
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		<title>The Beverly Hills Oil Field</title>
		<link>http://biloxxxi.com/biloxxxi/2010/03/the-beverly-hills-oil-field-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2010 15:41:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Biloxxxi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes you come across something that just utterly astounds you. Today is one of those days. If I was to stand here and tell you, straight-faced and looking you in the eye, that there are four active oil wells in that bastion of uber-douchiness, Beverly Hills, CA, you'd smack me right square across the ...]]></description>
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		<title>Cover F&#8217;n Letter</title>
		<link>http://biloxxxi.com/biloxxxi/2010/03/cover-fn-letter/</link>
		<comments>http://biloxxxi.com/biloxxxi/2010/03/cover-fn-letter/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 20:45:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Biloxxxi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So like much of America, I hate my job. I've been applying to a good many positions, trying to get out of the tire business, but as you are well aware, the job market is sucking left hind tit. For each position you go through the typical motions; application, cover letter, resume. I've got ...]]></description>
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		<title>Constructing A Successful Facebook Status Update</title>
		<link>http://biloxxxi.com/biloxxxi/2010/01/constructing-a-successful-facebook-status-update/</link>
		<comments>http://biloxxxi.com/biloxxxi/2010/01/constructing-a-successful-facebook-status-update/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 19:04:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Biloxxxi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was thinking back the other day on just how much Facebook has become part of my life. I joined at some point near the beginning of 2005, so I've seen it's evolution from a relatively simple platform into the monstrosity that it is today. It's gotten to the point where I'm amazed when ...]]></description>
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		<title>The Avatar Complaint Compendium</title>
		<link>http://biloxxxi.com/biloxxxi/2010/01/the-avatar-complaint-compendium/</link>
		<comments>http://biloxxxi.com/biloxxxi/2010/01/the-avatar-complaint-compendium/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 17:41:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Biloxxxi</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://biloxxxi.com/biloxxxi/?p=927</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Okay, I'll admit, I've yet to see Avatar. I'm not really the biggest fan of movie theaters and as far as I'm concerned, nothing will ever be nearly as epic as The Lord of the Rings trilogy. All the ridiculous controversy surrounding Avatar has me intrigued though, so I'll probably end up going to ...]]></description>
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